Features
- George W. Bush: 007
- The Diary of Sarah “Lefty Mondale” Spruce
- Ode to Inoffensive Humor
- If Everything in Life Were Like Buying Weed
- Chronicles of a Seasonal Employee
- Solving the Problem of Awkwardness
- Children’s Book Characters: Where Are They Now?
- The Gameplan
- From the Desk of George Washington Carver
- Words From The Top
Newsflashes
- National Stacy Association Blasts Fountains of Wayne
- SARS Makes a Comeback
- American Studies Majors Beg US to Annex Cancun
- Bush’s Ouija Board Again Points to Yes
- Supposed Straightedge Looks Totally Ripped on ID
- Man Only Mildly Appreciative of Radiohead
- Goth Actually Commits Suicide
- Bush to Fight Terrorism
- Mentor Remains Alive
- Scientists Disappointed
