Top Seven Things You’ll Find While Driving Lost in a Movie

  1. Michael J. Fox
  2. Two cults of children, locked in eternal struggle, at the same coffee stand you were at two minutes ago
  3. Two cults of children who murder people, locked in eternal struggle
  4. A cult of children that murder people
  5. The true meaning of small town togetherness and family values
  6. The true meaning of Christmas
  7. The same coffee stand you saw fifteen minutes ago even though you haven’t turned around