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Top Ten Worst Bands

  1. Mumford & Sons
  2. Waka Flocka Firebombing of Dresden
  3. Gym Class Hiroshima
  4. The National Socialist
  5. Michael Bubonic Plague
  6. Child Soulja Boy
  7. Trail of Tears for Fears
  8. Outkastration
  9. Passion Pits
  10. Animal Abuse Collective
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Top Ten Best Times to Use Comic Sans

  1. When you’re not exotic enough for Papyrus
  2. Toddler obituary
  3. Quirky high school teacher’s Powerpoint presentation
  4. Your iCarly spect script
  5. When Windings just won’t cut it
  6. Funeral announcement for people you hate
  7. Ironic tattoos
  8. When your roommate’s paper is due in
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Top Ten Things That Make You Cry

  1. Seeing the first Onion-American baseball player hitting a home run
  2. When your onion goes into a coma and becomes a vegetable
  3. When you remember the Great Onion Genocide
  4. Seeing red and green onions living in harmony
  5. When your pet onion
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