Volume 22- Issue 2 Top Ten Things That Make You Cry February 1, 2013 top ten Seeing the first Onion-American baseball player hitting a home run When your onion goes into a coma and becomes a vegetable When you remember the Great Onion Genocide Seeing red and green onions living in harmony When your pet onion dies Seeing your onion with another chef When you tripped on an onion and hurt your head Dicing onions Slicing onions Chopping onions
