Top Ten Things That Make You Cry

  1. Seeing the first Onion-American baseball player hitting a home run
  2. When your onion goes into a coma and becomes a vegetable
  3. When you remember the Great Onion Genocide
  4. Seeing red and green onions living in harmony
  5. When your pet onion dies
  6. Seeing your onion with another chef
  7. When you tripped on an onion and hurt your head
  8. Dicing onions
  9. Slicing onions
  10. Chopping onions