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Top Ten Dog Pickup Lines

  1. I just threw up! Wanna see?
  2. [furious panting]
  3. You make me wish I hadn’t been neutered.
  4. Do I smell dog feces and urine on you? Because you’ve been rolling around in my mind all day.
  5. What’s your sign? Mine’s “beware
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Top Ten Totalitarian Children’s Books

  1. Curious George Disappears After Asking Too Many Questions
  2. Redistribution of Treasure Island
  3. The Big Friendly Gulag
  4. Goodnight, Coup
  5. Alice’s Adventures in the Rhineland
  6. The True Story of the Three Capitalist Pigs
  7. Cloudy With a Chance of Rations
  8. Our Glorious Leader
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