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Top Ten Dog Pickup Lines

  1. I just threw up! Wanna see?
  2. [furious panting]
  3. You make me wish I hadn’t been neutered.
  4. Do I smell dog feces and urine on you? Because you’ve been rolling around in my mind all day.
  5. What’s your sign? Mine’s “beware
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Top Ten Easiest DeCals

  1. How to Enroll in this DeCal
  2. Where France is
  3. HOW LOUD AM I
  4. Garfield: Which one’s the cat?
  5. Hot or Cold?
  6. An intellectual history of Sublime
  7. Styrofoam Lifting
  8. The Presidency of William Henry Harrison
  9. Angering Bees
  10. Identifying Colors
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Top Ten Cinematic Atrocities

  1. The Help
  2. Darfur the Love of the Game
  3. Bataan Death March of the Penguins
  4. Armenian Pie
  5. Love Don’t Holocaust a Thing
  6. The Nanking and I
  7. Horrible Bosnias
  8. Wallace and Pogrommet: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
  9. Moulin Khmer Rouge
  10. A Fish
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Top Ten Literary Video Games

  1. Watership Down Down Up Up Left Right Left Right B A Start
  2. A Tale of Two Sim Cities
  3. The Samus Also Rises
  4. The Legend of Zelda Fitzgerald
  5. The Maltese Falcon Punch
  6. Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Spy, Engineer, Sniper, Medic
  7. Animal Farmville
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Top Ten Reality Shakespeare Plays

  1. Much Ado About the Kardashians
  2. King Lear’s Fantasy Factory
  3. Two Gentlemen of Jersey
  4. Merry Sister Wives of Windsor
  5. The Cake Merchant of Venice
  6. Rock of Love’s Labours Lost
  7. Big Brothello
  8. Macbethanny Ever After
  9. Winter’s Ice-Road Trucking Tale
  10. Romeo and Juliet
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