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Top Ten Signs Your Professor’s a Bear | The Heuristic Squelch

Top Ten Signs Your Professor’s a Bear

  1. His lectures are un-bear-able!
  2. Takes sabbaticals every winter.
  3. Finds Winnie the Pooh offensive and degrading.
  4. Always fighting dogs in Elizabethan England.
  5. Often early or late to class due to inability to read clocks.
  6. Your GSI is Boo Boo.
  7. Keeps telling you to Ursa-Minor in History
  8. Wears a little fez every day.
  9. Holds controversial views on Teddy Roosevelt.
  10. Arrives at school juggling on a unicycle.