- His lectures are un-bear-able!
- Takes sabbaticals every winter.
- Finds Winnie the Pooh offensive and degrading.
- Always fighting dogs in Elizabethan England.
- Often early or late to class due to inability to read clocks.
- Your GSI is Boo Boo.
- Keeps telling you to Ursa-Minor in History
- Wears a little fez every day.
- Holds controversial views on Teddy Roosevelt.
- Arrives at school juggling on a unicycle.
