- I just threw up! Wanna see?
- [furious panting]
- You make me wish I hadn’t been neutered.
- Do I smell dog feces and urine on you? Because you’ve been rolling around in my mind all day.
- What’s your sign? Mine’s “beware of dog.”
- Are you my master’s leg? Cause I want to hump you vigorously for 45 seconds.
- Ay baby, wanna help me bury my bone?
- Who’s a good doggie?! Who’s a good doggie?! Guess what. It’s you, girl.
- Girl, you put the “wow” in “bow wow!”
- I’m sorry, I wasn’t aware I ordered the hot dog.
