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Top Ten Most Convenient Fetishes | The Heuristic Squelch
Volume 23- Issue 2

Top Ten Most Convenient Fetishes

November 1, 2013
  1. Shaking hands
  2. Fully clothed chicks
  3. Not talking to anyone
  4. George’s slutty girlfriend
  5. Getting rejected
  6. Slightly out-of-shape people
  7. Rolling in a small pile of ones
  8. In-store credit
  9. Drive-thrus
  10. Masturbation