- “You write for the Squelch? I won’t
have sex with you.” - “I got an A!”
- “I don’t need to have fat friends to
feel good about myself.” - “Who’s up for a rousing game of
Scattergories?” - “Why, this too-tight shirt shows off
my beer belly.” - “I’m so secure about so many
things.” - “Why would I want to shower with
another girl?” - “I have no problem with all the
Asian girls in the Greek system.” - “No thanks. I don’t know where
this beer has been.” - “I’ll just shut up now.”
