Top Ten Things a Sorority Girl Would Never Say

  1. “You write for the Squelch? I won’t
    have sex with you.”
  2. “I got an A!”
  3. “I don’t need to have fat friends to
    feel good about myself.”
  4. “Who’s up for a rousing game of
  5. “Why, this too-tight shirt shows off
    my beer belly.”
  6. “I’m so secure about so many
  7. “Why would I want to shower with
    another girl?”
  8. “I have no problem with all the
    Asian girls in the Greek system.”
  9. “No thanks. I don’t know where
    this beer has been.”
  10. “I’ll just shut up now.”