Top Ten Makeshift Hairbrushes

  1. Slinky
  2. Broken stencil, letters A-J
  3. Hairbrush whittled out of a potato
  4. Stretch of shag carpeting that once had 7-Up poured on it but has now dried
  5. Complete set of 32 ginsu knives
  6. Baseball cap
  7. Half-pound of spaghetti
  8. Another dude’s even more unkempt hair
  9. Docile porcupine
  10. Several forks