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Top Ten Makeshift Hairbrushes | The Heuristic Squelch
Volume 13- Issue 1

Top Ten Makeshift Hairbrushes

August 1, 2003
  1. Slinky
  2. Broken stencil, letters A-J
  3. Hairbrush whittled out of a potato
  4. Stretch of shag carpeting that once had 7-Up poured on it but has now dried
  5. Complete set of 32 ginsu knives
  6. Baseball cap
  7. Half-pound of spaghetti
  8. Another dude’s even more unkempt hair
  9. Docile porcupine
  10. Several forks