Features
- Revenge is Sweet
- Best of Berkeley
- Point/Counterpoint
- A Camping Trip
- Words from the Top
- An Anti-Pot Message from A Responsible Berkeley Alum
- How Do I Get Rid of This Gun?
- Scenes From Quentin Tarantino’s 1994 Hit Pulp Fiction
- Escape Plans
Newsflashes
- African AIDS Orphans Give to Charitable Cause
- Girl in Poetry Class Given Pulitzer Prize for Bitchiness
- Roommate Impersonated on Instant Messenger
- Class Stalls for <i>Fight Club</i> Rant
- Girl Buys Single-Strap Bag to Make Boobs More Defined
- Berdahl Chokes on Hacky Sack
- You Need to Apply Yourself, Study Finds
Top Tens
- Top Ten Ways to Solve UC Labor Dispute
- Top Ten Reasons Bush Can Wage War Without The Consent of Congress
- Top Ten Times to Use the Phrase “The British are Coming”
- Top Ten Consequences of Pushing the Red Button
- Top Ten Steven Seagal Movies
- Top Ten Terrorist Dances
- Top Ten Things Women Do in the Bathroom Together
- Top Ten Things Tom Holmoe is Doing Right Now
- Top Ten Items Removed from Orignal Bill of Rights
- Top Ten Bad Ice Cream Man Songs
