Top Ten Things Women Do in the Bathroom Together

  1. Silently go about their business
  2. Each other
  3. Talk shit
  4. Conspire against Castro
  5. Wait for the GHB to be put in their
  6. Solve crimes
  7. Magically transfer excrement from
    body to toilet, because girls don’t take
  8. Discuss merits of Hobbesian Monarchy,
    while peeing
  9. Cocaine
  10. Clean grout