Top Ten Reasons You’re Hanging Upside Down

  1. Turning frown upside down
  2. Y’ain’t got no neck
  3. Hiccups
  4. You just invented a new language in which “upside down” means “curtains.”
  5. To protect yourself from that one serial killer who only kills right-side-uppies.
  6. You’re a dyslexic bat in bizarro land
  7. You’re an American flag in Berkeley
  8. You’re a crucifix in hell
  9. So you can ask other people “how’s it standing?”
  10. You stole a horse …. in Australia.