Volume 11- Issue 6 Top Ten Ways to Be a Tease May 1, 2002 top ten Become a slut, then tone it down a bit Suck slowly on fingers after giving hand job Diet of only bananas and popsicles Don’t wear bra, also don’t wear shirt Know how to give good blow jobs, but don’t Wear skirts over subway gratings Don’t go to Cal Laugh at your own stupid questions Gently rub a pencil between your left and right lips Say you’re not a tease
