Top Ten Consequences of Pushing the Red Button

  1. The lint trap clears
  2. Window pops up that reads: “Do you really want to push the red button?”
  3. Telegraph drunk yells “Ow, that’s my nose!”
  4. Bigger red button kicks your ass
  5. Shields pop up at last possible second
  6. All traffic lights turn red
  7. Somewhere in Russia, someone gets very nervous
  8. Fierce punch
  9. Green button pops up
  10. World Peace