Top Ten Reasons Bush Can Wage War Without The Consent of Congress

  1. ‘Cause
  2. He got the OK from Barbara Lee over tears and coffee
  3. Because he’s our fairly and democratically elected commander-in-chief
  4. Got consent from Israeli Parliament instead
  5. Because no one cares what he does with his toy soldiers
  6. Thought consent was only needed for the rebroadcast of Major LeagueBaseball games
  7. Says it’s just a quaint old-timey reenactment of the Gulf War
  8. Congress got to wage war without his consent LAST time
  9. He’s the oldest
  10. Because no means yes