- ‘Cause
- He got the OK from Barbara Lee over tears and coffee
- Because he’s our fairly and democratically elected commander-in-chief
- Got consent from Israeli Parliament instead
- Because no one cares what he does with his toy soldiers
- Thought consent was only needed for the rebroadcast of Major LeagueBaseball games
- Says it’s just a quaint old-timey reenactment of the Gulf War
- Congress got to wage war without his consent LAST time
- He’s the oldest
- Because no means yes
