Top Ten Ways to Solve UC Labor Dispute

  1. Foreigners!
  2. Black market GSI’s
  3. Just look things up in a goddamn
  4. One lecture for all classes
  5. Webcasts, webcasts, webcasts
  6. Move over to more self-teaching
  7. Russian roulette
  8. Sticks and stones
  9. Monkeys with fl ashcards
  10. Lecturers withdraw to West Bank