Volume 12- Issue 2

Top Ten Items Removed from Orignal Bill of Rights

October 1, 2002

Right of Eminent Federal Domain on
the Waterways; also, whores
Right to Left
Right to Masturbate in Public
Restrooms
Right to Freedom of Peach
Right to Freedom of Speech
Right to Bitches and 40’s
Right to respect treaties with the
Injuns
Right to $6.95 Powdered Wigs
Right to Bare Breasts
Right to Arm Bears