Volume 13- Issue 2 Top Ten Worst Ways to Defend Yourself in Prison October 1, 2003 top ten Crying like a woman Your scary gay lisp Attempting to break up riot with rousing game of Magic: The Gathering Introducing yourself as “Fish” Pre-emptive cocksucking Gently turning down their advancements Shaving your legs Making cell key into knife Becoming Jimmy the Bitch’s bitch Bending over
