- “I have to give the alumni what kind of jobs?”
- “Heads. No, tails!”
- “No, Advanced Dungeons and Dragons.”
- “Do I get free DC food with this job? Sweet.”
- “Yes I have, but she was my cousin.”
- “I don’t know, who are you?”
- “One hundred thousand dollars and I get to live in the Campanile.”
- “<u>Strongly</u> pro-Israel.”
- “Now how hard is chancelling exactly?”
- “I have to marry her to become chancellor?”
