Top Ten Responses Overheard at the Interviews for a New Chancellor

  1. “I have to give the alumni what kind of jobs?”
  2. “Heads. No, tails!”
  3. “No, Advanced Dungeons and Dragons.”
  4. “Do I get free DC food with this job? Sweet.”
  5. “Yes I have, but she was my cousin.”
  6. “I don’t know, who are you?”
  7. “One hundred thousand dollars and I get to live in the Campanile.”
  8. “<u>Strongly</u> pro-Israel.”
  9. “Now how hard is chancelling exactly?”
  10. “I have to marry her to become chancellor?”