Volume 13- Issue 2 Top Ten Responses Overheard at the Interviews for a New Chancellor October 1, 2003 top ten “I have to give the alumni what kind of jobs?” “Heads. No, tails!” “No, Advanced Dungeons and Dragons.” “Do I get free DC food with this job? Sweet.” “Yes I have, but she was my cousin.” “I don’t know, who are you?” “One hundred thousand dollars and I get to live in the Campanile.” “<u>Strongly</u> pro-Israel.” “Now how hard is chancelling exactly?” “I have to marry her to become chancellor?”