Top Ten Least Effective Contraceptives

  1. Whatever the mother of the Wayans kids was doing
  2. Semen-covered dildo
  3. Going to a party at Pi Kappa Phi
  4. Eye of newt
  5. Getting pregnant
  6. Visiting my room
  7. Screen-door condoms
  8. Rhythm method, but you’re white and have no rhythm
  9. Twist Ties
  10. Pull out, put back in