- “Jesus Christ!”
- “I sure love that Paul Reiser.”
- [Anything not in Aramaic]
- “I still have my foreskin.”
- “My dad could beat up your dad.”
- “Do you think I look fat in this Batman shirt?”
- “And you shall go forth, and they will call you ‘Jesusians’.”
- “Peter, you are the rock on which I will build my homosexual church.”
- “Paul sure was a douchebag.”
- “Happy New Year, 1 B.C.!”
