Volume 13- Issue 2 Top Ten Things Jesus Would Never Say October 1, 2003 top ten “Jesus Christ!” “I sure love that Paul Reiser.” [Anything not in Aramaic] “I still have my foreskin.” “My dad could beat up your dad.” “Do you think I look fat in this Batman shirt?” “And you shall go forth, and they will call you ‘Jesusians’.” “Peter, you are the rock on which I will build my homosexual church.” “Paul sure was a douchebag.” “Happy New Year, 1 B.C.!”
