Top Ten Bumper Stickers of the Future

  1. My fetus is an honor student at
    prenatal academy
  2. Free China, Stop Tibet
  3. Keep your nanomachines out of
    my Uterus!
  4. We’re here, we’re queer, we’re 50% of the US Population
  5. Stop the Dolphins
  6. Save the Whale
  7. US out of Eurochinaustralia
  8. Stop US Aid to what’s left of Israel
  9. It’d be great if schools got all the
    money they wanted and the
    military had to hold a bake sale to
    buy Death Cyborgs
  10. Free Mumia Jr