Volume 12- Issue 5 Top Ten Things Cut in the Federal Budget March 1, 2003 top ten Players who were just dragging the team down The life expectancies of those not rich, white Elaborate Carmen Miranda costume for White House dog Federal Youth Rec Center, thereby necessitating an inspiring New-Wave-music-accompanied fundraising scheme Collision insurance Gold coin swimmin’ pool Any money for poor, liberals Scenes with too much expositionz Dick Cheney’s foreskin Diplomatic ties to foreign countries
