Top Ten Reasons to Get Naked

  1. You’re a terrier and dogs look stupid wearing clothes.
  2. Because that shit is hot.
  3. It’s a parade, and you’re showing off your new set of clothes to all yoursubjects.
  4. How else is anyone going to see your cock ring?
  5. Do you want to get into the Haas School of Business or not, youfucking crybaby?
  6. About to take a shower.
  7. To the reduce anxiety of the orator.
  8. It’s the final exam, you haven’t been to class all semester and you’redreaming.
  9. Because I paid for dinner.
  10. Because you’re all out of naked.