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Volume 12- Issue 3

Top Five Uses for the Foreskin

November 1, 2002
top ten
  1. Eye-patch
  2. Put it back on to scare girls when they go down on you
  3. Cure for pink eye
  4. Keep it as a “Hooded Avenger” costume for your penis
  5. Replacement for salmon in a rainbow roll
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