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Top Ten Other Ways you know Santa’s from Stanford | The Heuristic Squelch
Volume 12- Issue 3

Top Ten Other Ways you know Santa’s from Stanford

November 1, 2002
  1. Fucks reindeer
  2. Only gives rich kids good presents
  3. Dates ugly chicks
  4. Segregates weaker toys
  5. Runs over grandmas with reindeer
  6. Prefers to stay out of politics
  7. Only got to be Santa ’cause Daddy was Santa
  8. Fat, white, and ugly
  9. Masturbates 8 times a day
  10. Likes being in the middle of nowhere