Volume 12- Issue 6 Top Ten Reasons We Won in Iraq April 1, 2003 top ten Silly String funny, not lethal Grandma Bush’s homemade lemonade Iraq painted fierce looking “X”s on top of all military installations, hoping to scare off U.S. planes Three words: R. Lee Ermey Human wall actually made out of easily penetrable human beings Mustard gas congealed into actual mustard Iraq only gave 109% Baghdad University full of obnoxious hippies who didn’t want to go to war Iraqi troops dream of top-grade American poontang Iraq always chose rock
