Top Ten Best Things that can Fit in an Egg

  1. Friendly Yolkels
  2. 73% of your RDA of cholesterol
  3. My hatred for those Jesus murderers who couldn’t appreciate Easter if you lit it on fire and stuck it in a menorah
  4. Fucking three yolks! I swear man, this one time. It was AWESOME!
  5. The femur, the tibia, fibia, calf muscles, and more! What? Oh, I thought you said leg.
  6. Potential
  7. Sacagawea dollars, not fucking pennies
  8. Silly Putty
  9. Bird fetus
  10. Two yolks