Mel Gibson Probably Anti-Semitic

With the success of his latest hit, The Passion of the Christ, Mel Gibson is already working on a new religious thriller entitled Jews Murdered Jesus.

“While The Passion was quite an undertaking, I still feel like I need to drive home the point with this new movie that Jews really did murder Jesus,” Gibson said.

The plot of the new movie is to be based around how the Jewish people “totally sold out Jesus” to the Romans, with much more emphasis on “the selling out” part than was shown in The Passion. This comes to the amazement of many Jewish groups who already feel uncomfortable with the hints of anti-Semitism in Gibson’s current film.

“I’m not anti-Semitic or anything. I mean seriously, I work in showbiz! Most of the movies I’ve been in have been produced and paid for by those backstabbers.”

“Plus, I once played Shylock back in high school!” Gibson added.