Spring cleaning brings up all sorts of hidden treasures, but none were as surprising as one found in Phi Kappa Tau’s hallway.
During the cleaning, frat boy Tim Shook found a single-handled broom. The broom, which was described as being wooden, hard, and useful, was found beneath three feet of crushed beer cans, half-eaten Cup-o-Noodles, racial intolerance, overly-repeated Dave Chappelle jokes, and a passed-out sorority girl. The broom was apparently lost two years prior during a spring-cleaning turned keg-party.
In light of the find, Shook proposed celebration in the form of a spring-cleaning keg party, saying, “Yeah, I’m Rick James bitch.” While drunkenly standing atop a Bud Light keg, Shook nominated the broom for the prestigious king of the keg position, saying “Yeah, I’m Rick James bitch.” The broom was lost during the party.