- Free porn!
- Being an egg loaner not lucrative enough
- Lower your cholesterol
- So you can experience the joy of being a donor
- You’re an Olympic runner and they’re weighing you down
- Beats being a leg donor
- You’re tired of seeing those eggs get wasted every time you masturbate
- You’re Asian, 6 foot 3, with a 1780 SAT
- Not gonna married anyway. Spinster!
- They scratch where you can’t reach
