Volume 12- Issue 6 Top Ten Reasons to Donate Your Eggs April 1, 2003 top ten Free porn! Being an egg loaner not lucrative enough Lower your cholesterol So you can experience the joy of being a donor You’re an Olympic runner and they’re weighing you down Beats being a leg donor You’re tired of seeing those eggs get wasted every time you masturbate You’re Asian, 6 foot 3, with a 1780 SAT Not gonna married anyway. Spinster! They scratch where you can’t reach
