Top Ten Reasons to Donate Your Eggs

  1. Free porn!
  2. Being an egg loaner not lucrative enough
  3. Lower your cholesterol
  4. So you can experience the joy of being a donor
  5. You’re an Olympic runner and they’re weighing you down
  6. Beats being a leg donor
  7. You’re tired of seeing those eggs get wasted every time you masturbate
  8. You’re Asian, 6 foot 3, with a 1780 SAT
  9. Not gonna married anyway. Spinster!
  10. They scratch where you can’t reach