Volume 12- Issue 6 Top Ten Other Things to Do in Your Year Abroad in France April 1, 2003 top ten Grow a thin mustache Smoke cigarettes and look cool Pop that kid’s damn balloon Tell every French person you meet, “Gee, how ’bout that Maginot Line?” Fall in love with a beast Try to step in the exact same place where Blossom stepped in that one episode Be yet another slutty American coed Drive on the left side of the road Loudly measure things in Imperial Units Paint Easter “Oeufs”
