Top Ten Other Things to Do in Your Year Abroad in France

  1. Grow a thin mustache
  2. Smoke cigarettes and look cool
  3. Pop that kid’s damn balloon
  4. Tell every French person you meet, “Gee, how ’bout that Maginot Line?”
  5. Fall in love with a beast
  6. Try to step in the exact same place where Blossom stepped in that one episode
  7. Be yet another slutty American coed
  8. Drive on the left side of the road
  9. Loudly measure things in Imperial Units
  10. Paint Easter “Oeufs”