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Top Ten Least Likely Solutions to World Hunger | The Heuristic Squelch
Volume 13- Issue 4

Top Ten Least Likely Solutions to World Hunger

January 1, 2004
  1. River Nile becomes River Wendy’s Chilli
  2. Try having 80% of people control 80% of wealth, for a change
  3. Smoke yourself full
  4. Eat all the rhinos
  5. Creating much more innovative
    and delicious ways to “control” the pet population
  6. Setting up food donation bins
    in the dorms even though you
    know everyone’s just gonna put
    fucking 20 cent top ramen cups
    in them
  7. Electing more Austrian weight
    lifters to public office
  8. Buying rifles for all the poor people
    in the world
  9. A caring and compassionate God
  10. McDonald’s Free Food Fridays