Top Ten Terrorist Pick-up Lines

  1. How ’bout I go and invade your Gaza Strip, baby?
  2. Don’t let the terrorists win has always been my motto, but If you let me buy you a drink, we will all be winning!
  3. I just have to say that your complete lack of exposed flesh is really arousing.
  4. Is that an explosive device in your shoe or are you just happy to see me?
  5. Hi, I’m Osama Bin Laden and I’ve been on American TV! Sweet!
  6. Do you have Al-Qaeda ties? ‘Cause you’ve been terrorizing my heartall night.
  7. This bar doesn’t serve Irish Car Bombs, but I brought two of my own.
  8. You must have an uraniam core, ’cause you’re making me grow a third leg.
  9. Are you mustard gas? ‘Cause your beauty is burning my eyes.
  10. Baby, put away the box cutters cause you’ve hijacked my heart.