- How ’bout I go and invade your Gaza Strip, baby?
- Don’t let the terrorists win has always been my motto, but If you let me buy you a drink, we will all be winning!
- I just have to say that your complete lack of exposed flesh is really arousing.
- Is that an explosive device in your shoe or are you just happy to see me?
- Hi, I’m Osama Bin Laden and I’ve been on American TV! Sweet!
- Do you have Al-Qaeda ties? ‘Cause you’ve been terrorizing my heartall night.
- This bar doesn’t serve Irish Car Bombs, but I brought two of my own.
- You must have an uraniam core, ’cause you’re making me grow a third leg.
- Are you mustard gas? ‘Cause your beauty is burning my eyes.
- Baby, put away the box cutters cause you’ve hijacked my heart.
