Top Ten Nice Things to Say to Someone with a Terminal Disease

  1. Don’t worry… you’re gonna be
    just… f-f-fine! [Sob]
  2. Not many people get to make
    TWO wishes.
  3. Don’t worry. We’ll bury it with you
  4. Now you won’t have to see your
    hamster eventually die
  5. Don’t be sad! Hey, give me a high
  6. No ovaries means no need for
    uncomfortable contraception.
  7. Just think, in two years you can
    drive yourself to the hospital
  8. Hey, Lou Gehrig is my favorite
    baseball player!
  9. It’s so funny, your name is Luke
    and you have leukemia
  10. I’ve never known a MISS Baldy