Volume 13- Issue 3 Top Ten Nice Things to Say to Someone with a Terminal Disease November 1, 2003 top ten Don’t worry… you’re gonna be just… f-f-fine! [Sob] Not many people get to make TWO wishes. Don’t worry. We’ll bury it with you eventually. Now you won’t have to see your hamster eventually die Don’t be sad! Hey, give me a high three. No ovaries means no need for uncomfortable contraception. Just think, in two years you can drive yourself to the hospital Hey, Lou Gehrig is my favorite baseball player! It’s so funny, your name is Luke and you have leukemia I’ve never known a MISS Baldy before.
