- Misguided “smoke a blunt, get a bomb” program
- Allah so much cooler when high
- Drug use makes you ineligible for the armed services
- The little girl on the bike that you killed while driving around high would have been the head of the CIA
- Crystal Meth labs require Middle Eastern oil
- Pot a gateway drug to anthrax
- Disguising past drug use undermines the integrity of our nation’s leaders
- FBI has to combat drugs in Mexico rather than terrorists in Canada
- If you smoke pot, you’ll become pregnant… with terrorists!
- Marijuana plants grow best when surrounded by anti-capitalist sentiment
