Art History Degree Put to Use

Art history degree holder Stephen “Stevie” Wilson put his degree to good use this weekend when he jury-rigged it for use as a dust pan.

“These Oreo crumbs spilled every-where and Julie’s been hassling me about being such a slob,” said an apathetic Wilson. “I was looking for something to pick them up with when I saw my degree and I thought, ‘Why not?'”

This marks the fourth time the degree has been used by Wilson. Other uses include: a prop to help solicit funds from parents; a potholder; and, in a rolled up form, a metephorical telescope used to scan the horizon for nonexistent jobs.