Top Ten Things You Don’t Want to Hear From Your Gynecologist

  1. Eureka!
  2. Geez woman, have you ever heard of a bikini wax?
  3. Is this where the stork’s supposed to land?
  4. Are you aroused? It’s okay, you can tell me.
  5. I’ve never seen that color before.
  6. It appears that you have pneumonia.
  7. Your vulva is like my Volvo, it runs mighty smooth.
  8. I don’t know how to say this, but you and I are in the premise of a bad joke.
  9. I just switched from proctology this morning.
  10. Are you circumcised?