- Eureka!
- Geez woman, have you ever heard of a bikini wax?
- Is this where the stork’s supposed to land?
- Are you aroused? It’s okay, you can tell me.
- I’ve never seen that color before.
- It appears that you have pneumonia.
- Your vulva is like my Volvo, it runs mighty smooth.
- I don’t know how to say this, but you and I are in the premise of a bad joke.
- I just switched from proctology this morning.
- Are you circumcised?