Volume 12- Issue 4

Top Ten Things People Find At Cal

January 1, 2003
  1. The clitoris.
  2. A distaste for razors.
  3. Ralph Fiennes.
  4. Donner Lab (by the time they’re a senior).
  5. The missing link.
  6. Knowledge of what to wear when it’s raining.
  7. Hate for the views of others.
  8. A crappy apartment.
  9. Their high school friends boring.
  10. Lesbianism.