Top Ten Things to Do With Five Minutes Left

  1. Win a gold medal in the 800 meters at the Special Olympics.
  2. Complete an unsatisfying ab workout.
  3. Wait patiently for the supervillain to explain his detailed plan.
  4. Cut the black wire … No, the yellow wire!
  5. Be a dick and cram in 30 minutes of material.
  6. Mark “C” for all the rest.
  7. Listen to over half a Weezer album.
  8. Don’t come!
  9. Wish for metric time (more seconds).
  10. Panic because now there’s only 3 minutes left.