Volume 12- Issue 4 Top Ten Replacements for Rock, Paper, Scissors January 1, 2003 top ten Trial by jury. Christmas, Hanukkah, Commercialism Growing up, you dorks. A unitary autocratic dictatorship. Embryo, fetus, baby Chicken, egg, chicken, no wait…. Christian, Jew, Muslim Mossimo, Stussy, No Fear White, Black, Asian Russian roulette.