Top Ten Things to do on a Rainy Day

  1. Sit by the fireplace and read
  2. Snort RainBlo
  3. Get wet
  4. Steal garbage bags from hobos
  5. Wipe sweat off brow
  6. Wear pink blouse, stand outside, be Kirsten Dunst
  7. Impromptu baptism
  8. Go outside and masturbate (in the rain)
  9. Stay at home and masturbate
  10. Stop the rain by complaining