Volume 12- Issue 5 Top Ten Greenest Things in the World. Ever March 1, 2003 top ten Blue and Yellow mixed together, smartass Your mom’s crotch. Seriously, she should get that checked. Green Lantern, jealous A gangrenous leprechaun I’m serious, have you tried this Palmolive? Green Apple Palmolive. It smells as good as it looks. It’s incredible. St. Patrick’s Day Palmolive Popeye’s crap A Green polar bear in a green blizzard at the North Pole Ralph Nader smoking a joint on St. Patrick’s Day
