Top Ten Greenest Things in the World. Ever

  1. Blue and Yellow mixed together, smartass
  2. Your mom’s crotch. Seriously, she should get that checked.
  3. Green Lantern, jealous
  4. A gangrenous leprechaun
  5. I’m serious, have you tried this Palmolive?
  6. Green Apple Palmolive. It smells as good as it looks. It’s incredible.
  7. St. Patrick’s Day Palmolive
  8. Popeye’s crap
  9. A Green polar bear in a green blizzard at the North Pole
  10. Ralph Nader smoking a joint on St. Patrick’s Day