- Run the book over your naked body
- Write an equal sign, take a shot
- Pull the Fire Alarm of Knowledge
- Scrape ink off books, snort ink
- Watch Billy Madison 12 times
- Take Grampa’s advice to “wisen up” to heart
- Eat books, call it brain food
- Turn on the History Channel, hope it’s what your class is about
- Kaplan
- Highlight all words longer than 4 letters
