Top Ten Least Effective Study Strategies

  1. Run the book over your naked body
  2. Write an equal sign, take a shot
  3. Pull the Fire Alarm of Knowledge
  4. Scrape ink off books, snort ink
  5. Watch Billy Madison 12 times
  6. Take Grampa’s advice to “wisen up” to heart
  7. Eat books, call it brain food
  8. Turn on the History Channel, hope it’s what your class is about
  9. Kaplan
  10. Highlight all words longer than 4 letters