Top Ten Signs Your Roommate Is an Old Delta Bluesman

  1. Sports an “Old Delta Bluesman” T-shirt, but not ironically
  2. Ken Burns always peering through the windows
  3. Lots of red suspenders
  4. His room always smells like whiskey and tears
  5. Don’t done got no replacement toilet roll
  6. Every week, Eric Clapton stops by to steal his music
  7. Won bets with the devil so many times that his soul is now invalid
  8. He keeps stealing your crawfish
  9. Telemarketers always call for “Blind Potato Washington,” when his name is actually “Blind Potatoes Washington”
  10. Insists on paying rent check in song