Top Ten New Features for Sather Gate

  1. Glory Hole
  2. Free makeover courtesy of the producers of the Ricki Lake Show!
  3. Lets you go both ways now
  4. Gondola ride to the top of Campanile
  5. Laughs heartily whenever someone calls Sproul the “Home of Free Speech”
  6. Moves around so you can get the best pictures
  7. Naked lady pictures on both sides now
  8. Electric garage door opener, also garage
  9. A troll that asks three question before letting you pass. The questions, however, are all easy if you’ve taken Nutri Sci 10.
  10. Drive-through car wash