- Have more than a passingresemblance to Ed Asner
- Your measurements are 36-24-36-2
- Keep accidentally wearing yourthongs backwards
- Your finger isn’t long enough toactivate gag reflex
- Clothes you model keep burstinginto flames
- More penises then generally usual
- Won’t do partial nudity; only total nudity
- Lost title bout withJennifer Prettymonger
- Only the right breast isSupermodel quality
- Have no Supermodel Superpowers
