Volume 13- Issue 4 Top Ten Reasons You’ll Never Be a Supermodel January 1, 2004 top ten Have more than a passingresemblance to Ed Asner Your measurements are 36-24-36-2 Keep accidentally wearing yourthongs backwards Your finger isn’t long enough toactivate gag reflex Clothes you model keep burstinginto flames More penises then generally usual Won’t do partial nudity; only total nudity Lost title bout withJennifer Prettymonger Only the right breast isSupermodel quality Have no Supermodel Superpowers
