Volume 13- Issue 2

Top Ten Rejected Star Wars Action Figures

October 1, 2003
  1. Borg Cube
  2. Living off the residuals Mark Hamill
  3. Hitler-moustache Obi-Wan
  4. Openly gay C3P0
  5. George Lucas with bags of money
  6. Billy Dee Williams with Malt Liquor Action
  7. The Force
  8. Identical twins of every character
  9. A wookie taking a crap
  10. Han Job Solo